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January 19, 2017  

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guests, Sharon and What We Just Watched's very own Graham (it's like The All-Star Record Breakers round our house) to dissect THE OMEN. Enjoy the chat about scary kids, Abracadigance and servants of Satan with particular expertise at hospital corners. Plus lots of contributions via The Information Exchange (ala Facebook), from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience. This episode was first broadcast live don't you know!

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

THIS IS A RE-BROADCAST OF THE ORIGINAL EPISODE, WHICH WAS TEMPORARILY REMOVED FROM YOUR PODSTREAM FOR REASONS OF VITAL, BUT OPAQUE INTEREST

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December 23, 2016  

Huzzah it's almost Christmas and the three wise men of Creamguide(Films) have travelled the Internet far and wide to alight on a copy of the seminal Christmas text Minder on the Orient Express. In a move painfully reminiscent of a better podcast, we join the action as Chris and Jack cue up the beginning of the feature length edition, while Craig has no idea what he is about to watch.  The chat soon gets very Christmassy indeed, so pull a cracker along with us and grab your crappy Rover Assortment to munch-a-long-with-Minder.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘R’

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return at some point in 2017. Merry Christmas pals!

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December 21, 2016  

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with pals on the Internet to closely dissect the third entry into THE OMEN canon. As well as discussing the film (in passing) the Maggie Moon Rose Marie axis is analysed, while discussion of short-lived soap operas reveals a universal truth - everyone loved Howard's Way. This episode was first broadcast live on Facebook.

WARNING: CONTAINS REFERENCES TO ROGUE ONE AND IN PARTICULAR A CGI EFFECT, WHICH ALTHOUGH IT HAS BEEN REFERRED TO IN THE PRE-PUBLICITY, YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM MAY CONSTITUTE AS A MILD SPOILER!

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a special Yuletide episode on Friday 23 December, in which Craig comes face-to-face with his Christmas surprise!

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December 19, 2016  

Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guest, Rose to fearlessly analyse the second entrant into THE OMEN canon. Includes gratutious reference to the greatest sci-fi film of all time (Flash Gordon) and protracted chat about Danny Kendall.  Plus some contributions or less from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience via the medium of Facebook LIve. This episode was first broadcast live.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will complete the trilogy Omen III and then it's Christmas!

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December 14, 2016  

Two earnest men from TV Cream have come together under the flag of peace on Earth and goodwill to all other earnest men. Their purpose? To make each other watch a Christmas-related TV show, of which they've had no prior warning. Then they'll chat about what they've seen. Yes, it's got enough 'format points' to make it an actual thing.

This special episode includes: "A big fat bum!"

Merry Christmas, one and all!

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November 28, 2016  

Chris, Craig and Jack settle in to enjoy the *best horror film ever made with the best songs ever in a film* (this opinion is legally binding). Follow along the chat about the stunt arse, the non-superfluous use of the letter "d" in one of the lead actor's names and learn why Christopher Lee remains  one of Britain's greatest ever men, precisely BECAUSE of those biographical lies told about him after his death.  It's time to keep your appointment with Creamguide(Films).

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return in early December...

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November 14, 2016  

Chris, Craig and Jack revisit the best film Bill Forsyth never made as Restless Natives hoves into view on the big telly.  The much promised chat about Edinburgh shops from the 1980s is in full effect, plus listen out for Chris not noticing the appearance of someone he actually knows in the film and not enough conversation about City Lights.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a podcast that won't make your apples grow

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October 31, 2016  

Come with us, why don't you? As Chris, Craig and Jack once again team up with special guest, comic book superstar Mark Millar, for a Halloween Eve chat about John Carpenter's HALLOWEEN III. There is chat about Nigel Kneale's hatred for pixies and discussion on which Dr Watson is the best of them all and which one is not.  Plus lots of contributions via Twitter, from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience. This episode was first broadcast live don't you know, with varying degrees of technical success. Happy happy Halloween!

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some chat about Edinburgh shops in the 80s

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October 24, 2016  

It's double trouble this time as Chris, Craig and Jack visit all the places Michael Winner had mates who let him film in their gaffs in order to make the superlative BULLSEYE from 1990. Marvel at the sheer artistry displayed by an imaginative director who knew what he wanted but never had the faintest idea how to achieve and wonder at Michael 'Two Oscars' Caine's 'American' accent. On the pub scoreboard of film criticism it is a definitive BULLSEYE...when what you actually needed was a double 3.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some spooky business and some terrifying technology!

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October 10, 2016  

Ever said 'films ain't what they used to be'? Well, here's proof! John Chris, Craig and Jack as they suffer through the truly execrable RUN FOR YOUR WIFE from 2011. In the unlikely event you have a copy of this monster flop don't bother watching along with the panel; it's not worth it. It really is that bad. Indeed, there's probably a joke to be made about running for your life instead but we really can't be arsed thinking of it. Still, the commentary is fun! Honest! 

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with some ramshackle nonsense which is a real Winner!

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