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Creamguide (Films) Celebrates 20 years of TV Cream with a special commentary on Alf's Button Afloat, but then accidentally deletes it.  So, that means you're left with this instead - some TV Cream related chatterings and a lot of Macca opining. What will the Fab Three make of Pull McCockoff's self-scripted cinematic opus?  Has Macca ever written anything as exciting as the original theme to Pebble Mill At One?  These are the burning issues covered in this recording, plus we reveal the long-standing grudge between Chris Moyles and TV Cream and how you can cheat on Mr and Mrs.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

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August 10, 2017  

In what *we hope* will be an enjoyable episode, Ian and Graham look back at two secretly selected shows from 1997, the year of TV Cream's birth!

This episode includes: The biggest civilian operation since Britain was converted to natural gas, and indoor swimming pool maintenance chat.

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May 24, 2017  

Recorded on the evening of Monday 22 May, here's our unintentional, but nonetheless fulsome, tribute to the mighty Sir Roger Moore. We've added a new bit at the beginning - a Bondian pre-title sequence, if you will where we reflect on one of Britain's greatest ever film stars - but the rest is as it was recorded.

So consider this your re-entry into the urbane world of Sir Roger Moore.  Relax in the company of Chris, Craig and Jack as they rank the best Bond baddies, rank the best Bond haircuts and - of course rank the best Bond Bonds.

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THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

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May 15, 2017  

By the finest scissors in all of Aragon, the Creamguide (Films) Commentary team go Bakshi insane with a detailed (and we do mean detailed), exhaustive (and we do mean exhaustive) journey through the intricate world of Tolkein.  Discover at last the difference between a fantasy and a space fantasy, and learn which characters from history are good guys - just not THE good guy.  Special bonus feature:  Does the Balrog have wings?  The definitive answer is inside.  Please feel free to comment on our various factual inaccuracies, but you are wrong, all content in this podcast is factually accurate. Warning lots of swears.

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return to rake only moons.

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May 1, 2017  

Here they are, born to be kings - it's Chris, Craig and - to a fuller extent - Jack, to discuss what any 13-year-old boy would agree is the greatest directed film of all time.  Ably guided by Creamguide (Films) listener Jonathan Wilkins (it was he who nominated this movie for commentary treatment, don't you know?), our trio of immortals neatly sidestep the usual chat about inappropriate accents for a loving reminiscence of the greatest film in the entire Highlander canon. What does incompetent mean?  Listen to this and you will surely find out!

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with another listener choice very soonish

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April 24, 2017  

Oh, great! It's an 'Ian and Graham' episode! The two pals meet to discuss two shows, both of which aired on Tuesday nights. That's just a coincidence of course, as neither has briefed the other on the programme they've brought with them.

This episode includes: An Oscar-winning director saying, "I don't see any jelly and I don't see any pillows" and a delve into the merits of bland presentational skills.

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April 17, 2017  

Flash, Flash we love you, but we only have 1 hour 45 minutes and eight seconds to wax lyrical about this stupendous cinematic offering.  From Ever Decreasing Circle's Howard's pervy relationship with Princess Aura, to the realisation that Brian Blessed doesn't actually SHOUT "Gordon's Alive!", this audio presentation is the first of a double-double bill.  We are in gratitude to the estimable Jonathan Wilkins who has hand picked both this and our next commentary offering (that's the first double). What's more - this is the first in our dualogy of films soundtracked by the archetypal music-isn't-just-for-you-c**ts band, the mighty, mighty Queen.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return cruising for a piece of ass

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April 1, 2017  

Chris, Craig and Jack hove into 2017 with a sideways look at an early 1980s classic. Yet to be honoured with a commercial home video release, this lesser known work from the pen(s) of Clement and La Frenais boasts a cast equivalent to a particularly pungent episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Thrill to the chat about cinematographers becoming directors and swoon as our trio of film buffs get excited about a decanter

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a right bAstard!

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March 27, 2017  

A particularly lusty instalment, featuring two great friends, who arrive at a location and show each other a TV show - with no prior briefing. AND THEN THEY CHAT.

This episode includes: Hopes for a nonagonal baton and general uncertainty about covetousness.

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January 30, 2017  

Another episode of the high-concept, low-rent 'happening' in which two slightly effete-sounding men surprise each other with a TV show, watch the show, then talk about watching the show.

This episode includes: "For the first time I'm actually going to start with two firsts," and some top sweatshirt chat!

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