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February 12, 2018  

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by Aliens in the Family expert, Martin, for a right old chat about the 10th best film in the Alien series.  There is fingering aplenty as the team try to get to grips with the film's internal logic and lack of consequence and struggle to make any sense out of the musical instrument scene.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 24 February to celebrate a silver anniversary...

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January 29, 2018  

Welcome to 2018, with the first official release from Creamguide Films (Commentaries). The trio convene to assess Terry Gilliam's best film (FACT) and in the process discover that Time Bandits is a perfect slice of cinema (except possibly for the bit with Michael Palin in Robin Hood era which doesn't quite land).  Listen in also for the official rankings of Pythons from worst to best.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE (FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 12 February with a special guest...

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December 18, 2017  

This Christmas, we join Ian and Graham, who despite rejecting (and, in at least one case, being instrumental in having banned) the practice of 'Secret Santa' in the workplace, slip each other an undisclosed festive-themed TV show, watch each of them, and then have quite a long chat.

This special episode includes: “The friendly fellow with the mellow bellow!"

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November 20, 2017  

Diamond and Williams (and Kibble-White) have been assigned.  Yes our very own triumverate of transuranic heavy elements who may not be amused where there is life, celebrate the 35th anniversary of the finale of Sapphire and Steel. Join the wide-ranging chat that examines the function of Access ("your flexible friend"), reminiscences over Border Television's studio in Carlisle and celebrates ITV's greatest ever show (fact). Plus another gratitious mention for Pam Early.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return...

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It's the third and final part of our Halloween portmanteau, and this time one of the Simons from Simon and Simon is up for discussion. Also learn which film has the greatest exposition scene in cinema history, and laugh once again at the name of a character from Ghostwatch.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return...

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October 27, 2017  

It's the second commentary in our Halloween triple-bill, and this time our trio of horror fiends alight upon Amicus' portmanteau masterpiece. It's a metaphorical journey that takes them to the coldest place in the land (Craig's front room) and we finally get to hear the big orange for a heid joke.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 31 October for the final part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy.

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October 24, 2017  

Creamguide (Films) is back for Halloween with a triple bill of films hand-picked by Craig and Chris to put the right shiters up you.  Find out which recent blockbuster Jack gave an 8.5/10 to, but Chris only gave a 7.5. Revel in the discussion of foodstuff that you bought when you first moved out of the parental home - just because you could and relax into Craig's lugubrious and largely correct opinionating related to the horror genre and some things Hammer.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on Friday for the second part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy

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September 20, 2017  

Yes! It's a Chris and Ian episode, and they're, like, the main ones! The 'rhythm pals' meet to look at two undisclosed shows, and then have a chat about them.

This episode includes: TV's "fastest moving survey" and a man saying, "I did not wish to know that," for wont of anything better.

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Creamguide (Films) Celebrates 20 years of TV Cream with a special commentary on Alf's Button Afloat, but then accidentally deletes it.  So, that means you're left with this instead - some TV Cream related chatterings and a lot of Macca opining. What will the Fab Three make of Pull McCockoff's self-scripted cinematic opus?  Has Macca ever written anything as exciting as the original theme to Pebble Mill At One?  These are the burning issues covered in this recording, plus we reveal the long-standing grudge between Chris Moyles and TV Cream and how you can cheat on Mr and Mrs.

THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return...

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August 10, 2017  

In what *we hope* will be an enjoyable episode, Ian and Graham look back at two secretly selected shows from 1997, the year of TV Cream's birth!

This episode includes: The biggest civilian operation since Britain was converted to natural gas, and indoor swimming pool maintenance chat.

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