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The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined by no one, but do welcome a new scriptwriter for Craig's lines.  In this podcast commentary, learn everything you need to know about what makes a perfect film, and why Battle Beyond the Stars qualifies for that epithet.  Also, even more chat on old shops, including quite specific references to an individual branch of Safeways.  you have been warned.

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February 26, 2018  

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by actual lady, Rose, to drill into the exact definition of the Right Kind of Goth. Along the way, the quartet pick apart the dubious gender politics of Francis Ford Dracula's Bram Stoker's Coppola and listen out for a guest appearance by David Morrissey ... or is it?  Or is it?  Or is it?

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February 12, 2018  

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by Aliens in the Family expert, Martin, for a right old chat about the 10th best film in the Alien series.  There is fingering aplenty as the team try to get to grips with the film's internal logic and lack of consequence and struggle to make any sense out of the musical instrument scene.

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CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 24 February to celebrate a silver anniversary...

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January 29, 2018  

Welcome to 2018, with the first official release from Creamguide Films (Commentaries). The trio convene to assess Terry Gilliam's best film (FACT) and in the process discover that Time Bandits is a perfect slice of cinema (except possibly for the bit with Michael Palin in Robin Hood era which doesn't quite land).  Listen in also for the official rankings of Pythons from worst to best.

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CREAMGUIDE (FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 12 February with a special guest...

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December 18, 2017  

This Christmas, we join Ian and Graham, who despite rejecting (and, in at least one case, being instrumental in having banned) the practice of 'Secret Santa' in the workplace, slip each other an undisclosed festive-themed TV show, watch each of them, and then have quite a long chat.

This special episode includes: “The friendly fellow with the mellow bellow!"

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November 20, 2017  

Diamond and Williams (and Kibble-White) have been assigned.  Yes our very own triumverate of transuranic heavy elements who may not be amused where there is life, celebrate the 35th anniversary of the finale of Sapphire and Steel. Join the wide-ranging chat that examines the function of Access ("your flexible friend"), reminiscences over Border Television's studio in Carlisle and celebrates ITV's greatest ever show (fact). Plus another gratitious mention for Pam Early.

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It's the third and final part of our Halloween portmanteau, and this time one of the Simons from Simon and Simon is up for discussion. Also learn which film has the greatest exposition scene in cinema history, and laugh once again at the name of a character from Ghostwatch.

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October 27, 2017  

It's the second commentary in our Halloween triple-bill, and this time our trio of horror fiends alight upon Amicus' portmanteau masterpiece. It's a metaphorical journey that takes them to the coldest place in the land (Craig's front room) and we finally get to hear the big orange for a heid joke.

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CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 31 October for the final part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy.

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October 24, 2017  

Creamguide (Films) is back for Halloween with a triple bill of films hand-picked by Craig and Chris to put the right shiters up you.  Find out which recent blockbuster Jack gave an 8.5/10 to, but Chris only gave a 7.5. Revel in the discussion of foodstuff that you bought when you first moved out of the parental home - just because you could and relax into Craig's lugubrious and largely correct opinionating related to the horror genre and some things Hammer.

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CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on Friday for the second part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy

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September 20, 2017  

Yes! It's a Chris and Ian episode, and they're, like, the main ones! The 'rhythm pals' meet to look at two undisclosed shows, and then have a chat about them.

This episode includes: TV's "fastest moving survey" and a man saying, "I did not wish to know that," for wont of anything better.

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