Hiya pals! It's the second part of our 1982 scary double as Chris, Craig and Jack dive into George the Aero's excellent portmanteau offering CREEPSHOW. Join in by arguing furiously with your near neighbours but then agree on how great Leslie Nielsen was then spend the rest of the day mothering over wilfully obscure TV shows. It's easy! As usual, kick in as the ident moves on and enjoy. However, watch out for a Stilogean interjection near the top of the shop. You'll know it when you hear it.
In the spring of 2016, TV Cream sat down with Johnny Ball to talk about his 50-year career in show business.
It's the last in our triple-pack of summer holiday fillers (think of this undertaking as a kind of 8:15 From Manchester). And the set-up couldn't be simpler! Two fat-necked residents of 'TVC Towers' come together to discuss two TV programmes. But neither knows what show the other is about to make them watch! OMG!
This week's episode includes: A Willo the Wisp frieze and a big platter of salmon.
The second of three podcasts from TV Cream to brighten summer holiday mornings. As before, two 'great friends' from TVC convene to discuss a couple of TV shows that they just watched. But which? Neither knows what programme the other is about to air...
This week's episode includes: Habitat self-assembly shelving and a man having his hair cut at home.
A new three-part summer holiday filler from TV Cream! In this endeavour, two TVC pals sit down to talk about two shows... which they've just watched. However, the high concept here is that neither person knows what programme the other is about to show them.
This week's episode includes: A mounted stick-mic and un-replumped cushions on a banquette.
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CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with an adventure born in space
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES is back! Back! BACK! And it's about
fucking time too. Join Chris, Craig and Jack in an adventure in
Rosemary and Thyme (or Bramwell) as they pick over the DOCTOR WHO TV
MOVIE from 1996 - on the very anniversary of its UK transmission - in
fine style stopping off to hear from commentary regulars Father Lionel
Fanthorpe, Michael Caine and Bob Mills (or Keith Richards) with special
guest references to Patsy Byrne and Len Kabasinski: together at last!
It's the DVD version that kicks in straight off the bat. So press play
from the off and enjoy some barely relevant chat that is at least half
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SPOILERS: He isn't
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ
1) 14th May, 1996
2) He's been in lots of stuff, all of it shit. Except late period Brush Strokes when it got miserable and an episode of Boon which was always great
3) We preferred Dr Quim
4) Just over 9m
5) Southend, as it goes
6) He's a Canadian comedian. Quite successful, surprisingly. We imagine he shouts a lot
7) It was indeed simply called 'John Sessions' from 1990
8) It was Patsy Byrne!
9) Couple of other TV movies; Catherine the Great and The One that Got Away
10) Diana Weston
11) Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose from 1995
12) Luis Silverado. It also featured Richard 'don't mention the dog' Todd, John 'Q' Bluthal, Enn 'de Bargos' Reitel, Hywel 'Tarr' Bennett, Paddie 'Alfred Marks' O'Neill, Helen 'Naked Video' Lederer, Ron 'Pod's dad' Donachie, A Taste of Dora Bryan, Judi Spiers, Bernard 'sandwich' Bresslaw and a further constellation of stars no one but we remember
13) Vortex is a very thick bleach
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a day of the great British holiday.
Run for the hills! No, it's not a callback to Grant Brady 'hair like a
lady'; it's the second part of the Creamguide(Films) disaster film
commentary double as the team suffer through Roland Emmerich shitfest
2012 so you don't have to! But if you really want to, join Chris, Craig
and - always third - Jack as they try to find something to talk about as
the awful spectacle unfolds in the background. Turn on the commentary
as the idents kick in and feel the desperation as the panel talk about
almost any other film they can think of while wishing they were watching
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CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with an anniversary battering.
Creamguide(Films) rockets (!) back...to the future! with the very singularity of puzzlingly shit disaster epics: 1998's DEEP IMPACT.
Help Craig and Jack talk Chris down from a towering inferno of bafflement that has spanned two decades while they mix up Michael Biehn and Jurgen Prochnow and argue over the jelly tots on empire biscuits. There's swearing, comedy fart noises and sheer rage in a film whose ineptitude is so big only the biggest of the big screens can do it justice.