Episodes
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Creamguide (Films) Commentaries: Nutty Hijack
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Saturday Apr 01, 2017
Chris, Craig and Jack hove into 2017 with a sideways look at an early 1980s classic. Yet to be honoured with a commercial home video release, this lesser known work from the pen(s) of Clement and La Frenais boasts a cast equivalent to a particularly pungent episode of 'Allo 'Allo! Thrill to the chat about cinematographers becoming directors and swoon as our trio of film buffs get excited about a decanter
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a right bAstard!
Thursday Jan 19, 2017
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Omen
Thursday Jan 19, 2017
Thursday Jan 19, 2017
Chris, Craig and Jack team up with special guests, Sharon and What We Just Watched's very own Graham (it's like The All-Star Record Breakers round our house) to dissect THE OMEN. Enjoy the chat about scary kids, Abracadigance and servants of Satan with particular expertise at hospital corners. Plus lots of contributions via The Information Exchange (ala Facebook), from the actual Creamguide(Films) commentaries audience. This episode was first broadcast live don't you know!
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
THIS IS A RE-BROADCAST OF THE ORIGINAL EPISODE, WHICH WAS TEMPORARILY REMOVED FROM YOUR PODSTREAM FOR REASONS OF VITAL, BUT OPAQUE INTEREST
Thursday Dec 22, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Minder on the Orient Express
Thursday Dec 22, 2016
Thursday Dec 22, 2016
Huzzah it's almost Christmas and the three wise men of Creamguide(Films) have travelled the Internet far and wide to alight on a copy of the seminal Christmas text Minder on the Orient Express. In a move painfully reminiscent of a better podcast, we join the action as Chris and Jack cue up the beginning of the feature length edition, while Craig has no idea what he is about to watch. The chat soon gets very Christmassy indeed, so pull a cracker along with us and grab your crappy Rover Assortment to munch-a-long-with-Minder.
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED ‘R’
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return at some point in 2017. Merry Christmas pals!
Tuesday Dec 20, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Omen III
Tuesday Dec 20, 2016
Tuesday Dec 20, 2016
Chris, Craig and Jack team up with pals on the Internet to closely dissect the third entry into THE OMEN canon. As well as discussing the film (in passing) the Maggie Moon Rose Marie axis is analysed, while discussion of short-lived soap operas reveals a universal truth - everyone loved Howard's Way. This episode was first broadcast live on Facebook.
WARNING: CONTAINS REFERENCES TO ROGUE ONE AND IN PARTICULAR A CGI EFFECT, WHICH ALTHOUGH IT HAS BEEN REFERRED TO IN THE PRE-PUBLICITY, YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM MAY CONSTITUTE AS A MILD SPOILER!
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a special Yuletide episode on Friday 23 December, in which Craig comes face-to-face with his Christmas surprise!
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: The Wicker Man
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Sunday Nov 27, 2016
Chris, Craig and Jack settle in to enjoy the *best horror film ever made with the best songs ever in a film* (this opinion is legally binding). Follow along the chat about the stunt arse, the non-superfluous use of the letter "d" in one of the lead actor's names and learn why Christopher Lee remains one of Britain's greatest ever men, precisely BECAUSE of those biographical lies told about him after his death. It's time to keep your appointment with Creamguide(Films).
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return in early December...
Sunday Nov 13, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Restless Natives
Sunday Nov 13, 2016
Sunday Nov 13, 2016
Chris, Craig and Jack revisit the best film Bill Forsyth never made as Restless Natives hoves into view on the big telly. The much promised chat about Edinburgh shops from the 1980s is in full effect, plus listen out for Chris not noticing the appearance of someone he actually knows in the film and not enough conversation about City Lights.
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'R'
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with a podcast that won't make your apples grow
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Steptoe & Son Ride Again
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Monday Mar 14, 2016
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Superman IV
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
Sunday Feb 28, 2016
SUPERMAN IV
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'AA'
SPOILERS: Elizabeth Shaw cosmic chocolate selection on post-Christmas special offer in Tesco (at the time)
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ
1. Omnibus "The Last Moguls" from 1988;
2. Kim Hartman;
3. And Switching Channels, which is fun;
4. Moribund and excreta is a Til Death Us Do Part reference. Just sayin;
5. The Famous Teddy Z ran from 1989 to 1990 and featured no one and nothing happened;
6. Total domestic gross $15, 681, 020;
7. With the never-more-Yankee name of Mac McDonald;
8. Terry & Mason's Great Food Trip;
9. He was a Chippendale and is from Leeds. Which somehow doesn't add up;
10. Leader of Strathclyde Regional Council;
11. And in fact the other 'Top Men' from Raiders is the estate agent in the Stetson at the start;
12. He isn't;
13. Yes he is;
14. No idea. But he owns a Model T Ford. It says here;
15. Actually, we remembered that sequence as being much better than it is. Probably out of desperation;
16. There was but it got shelved after this shambles;
17. On February the 6th;
18. Poor Paul. We're all thinking of you;
Creamguide(Films) will return with ... a special superstar treat!
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Creamguide(Films) Commentaries: Condorman
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
Sunday Feb 14, 2016
THIS COMMENTARY IS RATED 'AA'
SPOILERS: the additional SFX are provided by Chris blowing his nose
CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) REVERSE FAQ
Creamguide(Films) will return with SUPERMAN IV