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It's the third and final part of our Halloween portmanteau, and this time one of the Simons from Simon and Simon is up for discussion. Also learn which film has the greatest exposition scene in cinema history, and laugh once again at the name of a character from Ghostwatch.



October 27, 2017  

It's the second commentary in our Halloween triple-bill, and this time our trio of horror fiends alight upon Amicus' portmanteau masterpiece. It's a metaphorical journey that takes them to the coldest place in the land (Craig's front room) and we finally get to hear the big orange for a heid joke.


CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on 31 October for the final part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy.

October 24, 2017  

Creamguide (Films) is back for Halloween with a triple bill of films hand-picked by Craig and Chris to put the right shiters up you.  Find out which recent blockbuster Jack gave an 8.5/10 to, but Chris only gave a 7.5. Revel in the discussion of foodstuff that you bought when you first moved out of the parental home - just because you could and relax into Craig's lugubrious and largely correct opinionating related to the horror genre and some things Hammer.


CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return on Friday for the second part of our Halloween thrill-ride trilogy

September 20, 2017  

Yes! It's a Chris and Ian episode, and they're, like, the main ones! The 'rhythm pals' meet to look at two undisclosed shows, and then have a chat about them.

This episode includes: TV's "fastest moving survey" and a man saying, "I did not wish to know that," for wont of anything better.

Creamguide (Films) Celebrates 20 years of TV Cream with a special commentary on Alf's Button Afloat, but then accidentally deletes it.  So, that means you're left with this instead - some TV Cream related chatterings and a lot of Macca opining. What will the Fab Three make of Pull McCockoff's self-scripted cinematic opus?  Has Macca ever written anything as exciting as the original theme to Pebble Mill At One?  These are the burning issues covered in this recording, plus we reveal the long-standing grudge between Chris Moyles and TV Cream and how you can cheat on Mr and Mrs.



August 10, 2017  

In what *we hope* will be an enjoyable episode, Ian and Graham look back at two secretly selected shows from 1997, the year of TV Cream's birth!

This episode includes: The biggest civilian operation since Britain was converted to natural gas, and indoor swimming pool maintenance chat.

May 24, 2017  

Recorded on the evening of Monday 22 May, here's our unintentional, but nonetheless fulsome, tribute to the mighty Sir Roger Moore. We've added a new bit at the beginning - a Bondian pre-title sequence, if you will where we reflect on one of Britain's greatest ever film stars - but the rest is as it was recorded.

So consider this your re-entry into the urbane world of Sir Roger Moore.  Relax in the company of Chris, Craig and Jack as they rank the best Bond baddies, rank the best Bond haircuts and - of course rank the best Bond Bonds.




May 15, 2017  

By the finest scissors in all of Aragon, the Creamguide (Films) Commentary team go Bakshi insane with a detailed (and we do mean detailed), exhaustive (and we do mean exhaustive) journey through the intricate world of Tolkein.  Discover at last the difference between a fantasy and a space fantasy, and learn which characters from history are good guys - just not THE good guy.  Special bonus feature:  Does the Balrog have wings?  The definitive answer is inside.  Please feel free to comment on our various factual inaccuracies, but you are wrong, all content in this podcast is factually accurate. Warning lots of swears.

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return to rake only moons.

May 1, 2017  

Here they are, born to be kings - it's Chris, Craig and - to a fuller extent - Jack, to discuss what any 13-year-old boy would agree is the greatest directed film of all time.  Ably guided by Creamguide (Films) listener Jonathan Wilkins (it was he who nominated this movie for commentary treatment, don't you know?), our trio of immortals neatly sidestep the usual chat about inappropriate accents for a loving reminiscence of the greatest film in the entire Highlander canon. What does incompetent mean?  Listen to this and you will surely find out!

CREAMGUIDE(FILMS) COMMENTARIES will return with another listener choice very soonish

April 24, 2017  

Oh, great! It's an 'Ian and Graham' episode! The two pals meet to discuss two shows, both of which aired on Tuesday nights. That's just a coincidence of course, as neither has briefed the other on the programme they've brought with them.

This episode includes: An Oscar-winning director saying, "I don't see any jelly and I don't see any pillows" and a delve into the merits of bland presentational skills.

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