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November 4, 2019  

Chris, Craig and Jack are back to round off your, undoubtedly over commercialised Halloween festivities, with Jack Rolfe from Howard's Way yelling "Does your mum like sea men?" Yes all earthly and unearthly matters are covered as our haunted cabal take on The Conjuring 2.  Discover in which part of London The Enfield Poltergeist took place and learn about the next supernatural literary phenomenon: AVP.

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October 28, 2019  

Chris, Craig and Jack alight upon the oeuvre of Vincent Price, via the incomparable "Theater (although we insist upon spelling it "Theatre") of Blood". Come for the chat about what an excellent man Mr Price was and stay for the dissection of Antipodean cookery show, "My Kitchen Rules: Australia".

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It's Halloween and the three fine fellows dive into the John Carpenter classic. Along the way they discuss the  live episode of Inside Number 9, the paranormal phenomenon of workplace dirty protests and a great deal more.

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October 24, 2018  

Are you afraid to face Chris, Craig and Jack, David? Never invite Creamguide (Films) into your home, or else you will get this commentary podcast, which reflects on a superior entry into the cinematic vampiric canon. Come for the chat about The Lost Boy's elegant, self-working plot and stay for the chat in which Jack correctly identifies that Automan was on BBC1 not ITV.

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October 17, 2018  

After a seven month gap, during which John Tovey died, but little else of significance occurred, Chris, Craig and Jack are back Back BACK and coming ATCHA with a new podcast commentary, in which Sir Lew of Grade's inestimable film, The Boys from Brazilcomes on the big telly in Chris' living room.  In this podcast commentary, learn everything you need to know about the Good Guy's top four films of the year so far and prepare to be amazed as the Boys from Barlanark berate the acting skills of Gregory Peckory.

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The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack are joined by no one, but do welcome a new scriptwriter for Craig's lines.  In this podcast commentary, learn everything you need to know about what makes a perfect film, and why Battle Beyond the Stars qualifies for that epithet.  Also, even more chat on old shops, including quite specific references to an individual branch of Safeways.  you have been warned.

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February 26, 2018  

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by actual lady, Rose, to drill into the exact definition of the Right Kind of Goth. Along the way, the quartet pick apart the dubious gender politics of Francis Ford Dracula's Bram Stoker's Coppola and listen out for a guest appearance by David Morrissey ... or is it?  Or is it?  Or is it?

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February 12, 2018  

The shadowy cabal of Chris, Craig and Jack is joined by Aliens in the Family expert, Martin, for a right old chat about the 10th best film in the Alien series.  There is fingering aplenty as the team try to get to grips with the film's internal logic and lack of consequence and struggle to make any sense out of the musical instrument scene.

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January 29, 2018  

Welcome to 2018, with the first official release from Creamguide Films (Commentaries). The trio convene to assess Terry Gilliam's best film (FACT) and in the process discover that Time Bandits is a perfect slice of cinema (except possibly for the bit with Michael Palin in Robin Hood era which doesn't quite land).  Listen in also for the official rankings of Pythons from worst to best.

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November 20, 2017  

Diamond and Williams (and Kibble-White) have been assigned.  Yes our very own triumverate of transuranic heavy elements who may not be amused where there is life, celebrate the 35th anniversary of the finale of Sapphire and Steel. Join the wide-ranging chat that examines the function of Access ("your flexible friend"), reminiscences over Border Television's studio in Carlisle and celebrates ITV's greatest ever show (fact). Plus another gratitious mention for Pam Early.

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